Me: <checks> Jeeze, LCD monitors are still mondo expensive. 16 hundred for a 19 incher.
Jeff: Jeez, you can get a 19 inch *penis* for cheaper than that off those spam mails. :)
Now why do I never get spams for cheap computer gear? Dagnabbit. It's the Geek version of pr0n.
(Yes, I realise that's just asking for it, but...)