[19:34] * Alden kicks Perl in the nuts
[19:34] * Alden loads C++ Builder
(Insert huge system crash here as C++ Builder 6 causes multiple faults and locks up Windows)
[19:40] * Alden quietly goes back to working with Perl.
Why did I forsake you, Perl? I proceeded to fix the problem in about five minutes.
I wonder if Borland have a patch out...