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Brilliant but slightly odd but very nice

Alden Bates
Date: 2004-02-26 21:21
Subject: Search phrases
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My web site stats gives me a list of search phrases used to find pages on my site. Here are some of the stranger ones:

homes fit for heroes after second world war
swimming sex
top ten quotes that don't make sense by william shakespeare
what's in the 355ml pepsi cans (A wild stab here: Pepsi??)
bollock dagger
used sock smell
how to create pleasure androids circuits
necrophiliac stories
armadillo facts speed km hr
raised by robots
pressure points of a egg
strapped to a bed

My favourite is the one about pleasure android circuits. "bollock dagger" is a close second though.
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User: barbthebrazen
Date: 2004-02-26 01:29 (UTC)
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Personally I'm rather fond of strapped to a bed and swimming sex but yours are good too.


The ones I really don't get are necrophiliac stories and used sock smell. *shakes head*
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Alden Bates
User: abates
Date: 2004-02-26 01:44 (UTC)
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I was more bemused that "necrophiliac stories" happened to bring up my web site in a search... :)

But it turns out that it was an article in TSV issue 33.
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