*Bored*

My web site stats gives me a list of search phrases used to find pages on my site. Here are some of the stranger ones:

homes fit for heroes after second world war
swimming sex
top ten quotes that don't make sense by william shakespeare
what's in the 355ml pepsi cans (A wild stab here: Pepsi??)
bollock dagger
used sock smell
how to create pleasure androids circuits
necrophiliac stories
armadillo facts speed km hr
raised by robots
pressure points of a egg
strapped to a bed

My favourite is the one about pleasure android circuits. "bollock dagger" is a close second though.