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Amplify Your Cock (OB spam) - abates
Brilliant but slightly odd but very nice

Alden Bates
Date: 2004-03-08 20:15
Subject: Amplify Your Cock (OB spam)
Security: Public
Mood:sillysilly

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Barbarella: batteries
User: barbthebrazen
Date: 2004-03-07 23:47 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:batteries
LOL!
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Alryssa
User: alryssa
Date: 2004-03-08 00:43 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Signs Alden Is Bored, #31... :P

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Alden Bates
User: abates
Date: 2004-03-08 01:34 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Yup, we've reached the "making fun of spam stage"... Next comes the "How many mini-marshmellows can I stick up my nose" stage. o.O
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Alryssa: Cadet Bob
User: alryssa
Date: 2004-03-08 01:46 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Cadet Bob
Here, take a giggle at some old humour entries...

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=alryssa&keyword=Humour&filter=all

:P

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Alden Bates
User: abates
Date: 2004-03-08 02:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
*hearty snicker*
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Acetal: why
User: acetal
Date: 2004-03-08 02:18 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:why
Heh.

What I particularly liked was one that arrived in my inbox today with the subject `Don't live with despair!!"

How...comforting. What exactly are they proposing?
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Judiang
User: judiang
Date: 2004-03-08 06:26 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
A bored Alden is a dangerous thing.
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