|2005-10-18 13:12 (UTC)
CLIVE: "You....ah, you see the Pope's funeral on the telly? The dead
Pope, John Paul?"
CLIVE: "I tell ya, I was watching 'im lyin' there, on the, you
know, on the catafalque, and...he didn't 'alf give me the 'orn."
DEREK: "Gave you the 'orn?"
CLIVE: "Yeah, well, he looked....at rest...and vulnerable...and
I noticed that someone 'ad gone to the trouble of plucking 'is
nose 'airs. Gave me the bloody 'orn."
DEREK: So you're..."
CLIVE: "Yeah, I guess I'm sexually attracted to...dead Popes."