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Alden Bates
Date: 2005-04-20 17:35
Subject: Who and Sex
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I would post this in doctorwho but I already get enough email.

There's been some complaining on doctorwho about people writing stories where the Doctor and Rose make with the making babies thing. They didn't like the idea of the Doctor having sex. I'd like to say that they should blame the show writers.

Let's say for a moment that I wanted to write some porn involving Rose and [insert male character here]. I could go for a femal character, but for the sake of this argument let's say I wanted to have a story with straight sex in it? What choices do I have for a male character?

Rose: the Doctor, Mickey, Auton Mickey, Clive

End of the World: the Doctor, The Moxx of Balhoon, The caretaker bloke

The Unquiet Dead: the Doctor, Charles Dickens, the bloke wot kidnaps Rose

The Aliens of London: the Doctor, Mickey

Not really much of a selection there. The only other character even worthy of consideration, IMHO, is Mickey, and frankly the way the character's written makes him come across as a bit of a twat. AutonMickey might be good for some laughs.

So blame the writers for not coming up with any other suitable male candidates.

*sods off*
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entertaining in a disturbing way: Kitty Pete java love
User: lyssie
Date: 2005-04-20 05:58 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Kitty Pete java love
Rose/her own fingers, then.

Bah.

I swear, I need to make a "my otp is masturbation" icon.
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Alden Bates
User: abates
Date: 2005-04-20 09:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Hrm, that's one pairing type I've never written. pairing? singling? o.O
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Kiri
User: kiri_l
Date: 2005-04-20 15:40 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
you know there's a very old joke / slang term....
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George Solana
User: drake57
Date: 2005-04-20 13:23 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Sends Alden many many emails!

You know i figure a lot of the new Rose/Dov fanfic'ers are really just writing stories that should be Nine/Fanfic'er or Rose/Fanfic'er...nothingw rong with that but they just need to be honest.

sadly a Rose/Drake fan fic would probably end "Grow up Drake and leave your stupid house!" :)
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Kiri
User: kiri_l
Date: 2005-04-20 15:39 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
ah.. but you'd be so busy reading it.. you'd never see them! ;) and youo'd be grinning all the while too! =)))
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Alden Bates
User: abates
Date: 2005-04-20 20:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
The beauty of writing fanfics is they end how you want them to end. :)

Unfortunately writing fic with a character named after yourself seems to be considered tacky. I dunno. :)
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