Alden Bates (abates) wrote,
Alden Bates

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Classic Clean

The shampoo in the shower says "CLASSIC CLEAN" in bold letters on the front. WTF is classic clean? Is that like the Classic Coke/New Coke thing? Or maybe it's Edwardian shampoo? Cleans better than those new-fangled fancy shampoos!

Definitions of classic clean on the Web:

* Lifting barbell from the floor to shoulders with considerable squatting in order to shorten upward travel.

Aha, it's weight-lifting shampoo. Night all!


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