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Classic Clean - abates
Brilliant but slightly odd but very nice

Alden Bates
Date: 2005-09-13 23:37
Subject: Classic Clean
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The shampoo in the shower says "CLASSIC CLEAN" in bold letters on the front. WTF is classic clean? Is that like the Classic Coke/New Coke thing? Or maybe it's Edwardian shampoo? Cleans better than those new-fangled fancy shampoos!

Definitions of classic clean on the Web:

* Lifting barbell from the floor to shoulders with considerable squatting in order to shorten upward travel.

Aha, it's weight-lifting shampoo. Night all!

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User: southerndave
Date: 2005-09-13 12:33 (UTC)
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And here was me thinking "classic Clean" were their first handful of records back in 1981 - 1982 or thereabouts...
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User: antikythera
Date: 2005-09-13 15:31 (UTC)
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Aha, it's weight-lifting shampoo.

Yeah, 'clean and jerk' didn't really fly with the marketing department.
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