The shampoo in the shower says "CLASSIC CLEAN" in bold letters on the front. WTF is classic clean? Is that like the Classic Coke/New Coke thing? Or maybe it's Edwardian shampoo? Cleans better than those new-fangled fancy shampoos!
Definitions of classic clean on the Web:
* Lifting barbell from the floor to shoulders with considerable squatting in order to shorten upward travel.
Aha, it's weight-lifting shampoo. Night all!