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I'm watching The Web Planet now. It's hilariously bad in places, but my favourite bit is near the start:
Ian: Ah! How do we open the doors? We have no power!
Doctor: eh, uh [flicks switch, doors don't open] dear dear dear *flicks switch again*
Doctor: Yes, well, I, ah, I didn't want to, ah...
Doctor: [removes ring] This is not merely a decorative object! [pats Ian]
Ian: [gives WTF look]
Doctor: come along, come along [adjusts some equipment and waves hand in front of light]
Doctor: [runs through doors giggling]
Ian: [gives WTF look, follows Doctor]
And the Doctor spends pretty much the rest of the episode pottering about on Vortis, giggling and chucking bits of clothing into pools of acid.