Anomaly: After Enterprise is disabled by a spacial anomoly, another ship takes advantage of their moment of weakness.
Archer's talking to his dog again. Tsk. Something moves through the ship, throwing food items all over, and knocking Enterprise out of warp.
A moment of silence for the decent version of the theme tune. alas, it passed on before its time.
They find a deralict ship, and Archer and Reed go over with a squad of marines and find a lotta corpses. Trip tries to fix the warp drive.
Wait, that mug of coffee has been falling in slow motion since the teaser? At the speed that's travelling at, it should have hit the ground by now. Cool effect though.
Another ship turns up and teleports some people on board who nick some stuff despite attempts to stop them. Trip conks one, but the others get away and their ship leaves. Phlox reports their prisoner is not originally from the Expanse, while Trip reports that the Osarians took all their spare antimatter - Enterprise will run out within a month.
Archer interrogates the prisoner and gets an expositionary upload.
They track the Osarian ship and find an artificial planet inside a cloak. Archer and co take a shuttle in. No! you fools! It's Unicron! Once inside they search for their pilfered stuff.
Phlox treats Trip for burns and asks about his sleeping. This leads to a gag where Phlox suggests some leeches as an alternative to make Trip agree to try the Vulcan techniques again.
Hoshi finds some Xindi markings in the manifest, causing Archer to interrogate the prisoner some more. This doesn't work well, so Archer sticks him in the airlock and starts the decompression cycle.
The Osarians apparently have a database downloaded from a Xindi ship, which Archer now wants. They wait for the Osarian ship to come back and attack and pursue. Hoshi hacks into their computer, but the cloaking field disrupts their systems and they have to drop back out.
They lure the Osarians back in, and engage them while Hoshi downloads data. Once she gets 90% of it, Reed disables their ship. They drop the prisoner off in the sphere and continue on their way.
Archer runs up the Xindi database to take a look at. Teh end.