Alden Bates (abates) wrote,
Alden Bates
abates

I'm so confused by this I don't even

know where to begin. This is totally apropos of nothing and no one in particular, but when did "I don't even" become a complete English sentence? Or even a complete thought? I keep seeing people using it in comments, but what does it even mean?!

Please help with my understanding using this handy poll:

"I don't even" means:

The user was distracted by some passing puppies and forgot to complete their sentence before hitting send. "I don't even- OMG, PUPPIES!"
0(0.0%)
The user passed out mid-sentence and faceplanted on the send button. User may require emergency medical assistance. Please call 911.
1(7.7%)
The user ran away to join the circus.
0(0.0%)
The user suddenly became Amish.
0(0.0%)
The user is under a post-hypnotic suggestion which causes them to believe they are a small tangerine whenever they type the phrase "I don't even".
1(7.7%)
The English language no longer requires complete sentences in order to
1(7.7%)
The user's cat jumped on the keyboard and hit send for them.
2(15.4%)
Other, specify in comments.
2(15.4%)
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