Alden Bates (abates) wrote,
Alden Bates

Celebrity cloning

It has long been my contention that the Entertainment industry has secret human cloning vats, so that they can clone their greatest artists in order to make new celebrities. Hence Christina Aguilera is a clone of Heather Locklear, S Club 7 are cloned from various other celebrities (one of them I suspect is a clone of Baby Spice).

Yesterday I realised another cloned pair, when I realised that Norah Jones looks like a slightly older version of Jessica Alba.

It's all true!!!!!

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