1. What does your first name mean?
Alden (Old English): An old, wise friend
2. What does your middle name mean?
Harley (Old English): from the hare/stag meadow
3. What does your last name mean?
Bates (English): Son of Bartholomew
4. So what does your name mean when put together?
Old, wise friend from the stag meadow who is the son of Bartholomew
5. What would you have been named if you were the opposite gender?
Jackie (French): The supplanter
6. Any other name oddities?
The middle name was because my parents were really into motorcycles at the time...